• me: this fic fucked me up so bad and i cried for hours
  • me: here read it
  • me: my arm hurts
  • mom: it's the computer
  • me: my eyes hurt
  • mom: it's the computer
  • me: i have a nosebleed
  • mom: it's the computer
  • me: i have a fever
  • mom: are you sure it's not the heat from the computer
  • me: im pregnant
  • mom: it's the computer
  • me: i fell down the stairs & hurt my tailbone
  • mom: the computer pushed you didnt it
yeezuschristgirl:

like how can u not reblog

yeezuschristgirl:

like how can u not reblog

(Source: allmoviespack, via benedictcumberbatchsgirlfriend)

readmore-worryless:

"Too many books?" I believe the phrase you’re looking for is "not enough bookshelves".

(via raggedymans)

fascinates:

do you ever feel like having too many feelings that you just might explode

(via burningsilver)

Happy 25th birthday, Daniel Jacob Radcliffe! (July 23, 1989)

(Source: danielradcliffedaily, via harrypottergif)

wolfwithafoxtail:

People think feminism means that there’s a group of women somewhere that want to take trousers with pockets away from men and give them to women, and give men trousers with fake pockets, while in reality feminism is the general idea that everyone should have trousers with pockets, because pockets are awesome.

(via rointheta)

bemusedbicycle:

  • when you’re driving home from work and you have tons of ideas
  • when you’re in the shower and you think of the perfect dialogue
  • when you sit down at your computer and can’t think of a single thing

(via fogsblue)

itsritabitch:

you don’t need to be muslim
to stand up for gaza
you just need to be human

itsritabitch:

you don’t need to be muslim

to stand up for gaza

you just need to be human

(via my-flourish-and-blotts)